Here’s your 5 stars, now earn it

The more popular the show gets, it seems you get less weird and that’s no good. Let the new listeners walk in blindly to a space cowboy all hopped up on the monster milk. If they don’t like it, they don’t belong here in the first place, but my bet says they will like it. So stay weird, and bring back the monster milk!
Update: THANK YOU!!!!! That was the best! A llama on the monsters milk wearing the grizzled old skin CEO. If I could give you 10 stars I would!!
Whoop whoop!